Sometimes, I'm too eloquent for my own good.

Type of Application:
Part VII / PN

Subject:
CRTC File #: 8662-P8-200907727

Please reconsider the November 2008 decision to side with Bell. They're like the jerky kid with the only swimming pool in town. Yes, we put up with them, but everyone knows that kid is a douchebag. If a nicer kid comes to the pool party, of course we're going to play with them over you. OH...oh no BELL! Why are you peeing in the pool??! AHHhhh Why did you step on the cupcakes!! We still don't want to play with you! For the love of GOD!

Let's not indulge the bossy kid. You know they just grow up to be a bigger jerk, making everyone's life hell with their petty rules. Bell is really stepping in my cupcakes with this throttling business. I keep resetting my router because I can't believe I'm paying for high speed internet that is so slow. Heaven forbid I have more fun with Teksavvy in BELL'S pool! That is simply not allowed.

Bell may own the lines, but they certainly aren't playing fair. If they're jealous of the other kids, maybe they should rethink their pricing and improve customer support before peeing in the pool and ruining it for us all.


Yes, I submitted this to the CRTC moments ago. I figure the poor drone who reads these requests deserves a laugh. For reals though, Bell is on the list. Monopolies are bad, people. *coughPOSTOFFICEcough* I still haven't gotten my parcel I ordered in APRIL.

I can't believe I'm one of those people who writes letters to organizations.

Wait...yes I can.

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